i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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