i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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