Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I woke up under a house in Key West
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