Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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