what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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