No, you can still breathe under the balls.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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