Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
