Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
that may or may not have been my penis.
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