Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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