he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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