no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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