Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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