She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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