So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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