exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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