Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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