party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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