Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
