Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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