I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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