How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Randomize
