Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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