Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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