i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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