We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
