Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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