if you like me you must not know who I am
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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