I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
two words...techno handjob
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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