Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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