i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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