I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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