We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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