You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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