How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
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a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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