He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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