i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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