Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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