I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
She said her name was "party"
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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