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(313): View more from Michigan

1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.

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(313) 1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head. http://tfl.nu/u795

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(313): View more from Michigan

lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club

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I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds

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Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!

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(313): lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club (810): I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds (810): Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies! http://tfl.nu/l421

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(740): View more from Ohio

my lips still taste like vagina

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so you liked breakfast?

(740): View more from Ohio

ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead

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(740): my lips still taste like vagina (1-740): so you liked breakfast? (740): ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead http://tfl.nu/odt6

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.

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(763): I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not. http://tfl.nu/gu0c

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(702): View more from Nevada

jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.

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(702): jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working. http://tfl.nu/9tde

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(925): View more from California

dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning

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(925): dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning http://tfl.nu/k939

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for

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(304): Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for http://tfl.nu/goo7

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(204): View more from Manitoba

You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.

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(204): You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/qhl9

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home

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(318): Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home http://tfl.nu/q30x

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.

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(617): Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good. http://tfl.nu/gr5l

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.

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(+44): don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused. http://tfl.nu/f355

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.

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(505): Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels. http://tfl.nu/3182

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(775): View more from Nevada

Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....

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(775): Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW.... http://tfl.nu/zpmo

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(815): View more from Illinois

OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!

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(815): OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST! http://tfl.nu/0ytf

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(212): View more from New York

he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"

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(212): he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh" http://tfl.nu/j6pc

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