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  You made me cry and you don't even care

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers

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• (631): View more from New York

  Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Dave a horae rider a coqw boy

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF

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• (214): View more from Texas

  If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  That would warm my breasts.

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  In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling

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