Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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