i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Randomize
