Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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