duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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