Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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