a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy