Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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