GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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