I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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