What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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