you win again, gameday.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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