doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I've blown a few things in my day
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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