It's just like the Real World with babies
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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