I CAN MOONWALK!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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