Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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