Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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